Monday, 30 June 2008

Changed Daily

Changed Daily

Sunday, 29 June 2008

Professor Professor

prof prof

Saturday, 28 June 2008

Pants and socks

pants and socks

Friday, 27 June 2008



out of interest and so i'll remember it - this was made buy using the calligraphy brush for the hair and the pen tool / stroke for the face/body.  The colouring was all done on the background layer using the doge and burn tools and the rough round bristles brush.

Badly drawn woman

badly drawn woman

Yesterday I spent some time updating my website -, The gallery of pictures now uses a popup/tool tip method of displaying the larger versions of the pics - it works better than linking to another picture as I don't have to write a new page for each one.


Wednesday, 25 June 2008

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Prof Van Poopybottom




Saturday, 21 June 2008



More lines and stuff




Declarations of love scratched on a wall,
faded and rusted but the red paint tells more,
Adverts for rooms, massages and treats,
women and men selling themselves on the streets,
For years the message has read the same,
his love for her will always remain.

5 Word film review - Be kind rewind

Crap, Dull, Stupid, Boring, Shit

Friday, 20 June 2008

Orgasm face

Sometimes when I'm bored I look around and see,
others who are probably bored just like me,
So I picture them nude, 
I picture them fat,
I picture them lying dead on their backs,
but most of all  if I'm honest you see,
I picture their faces contorted will glee,
Screaming with lust as orgasm hits,
Groaning and moaning with uncontrollable fits,
Shouts and pants with long drawn out breath,
Thanking God and Jesus with suddenly religion intent.


Shopping for fruit, meat and fish,
Wondering what to provide for the evening dish,
Looking up, down and around at all of this food,
How can it be this hard to find something to choose,
Should we go veggie or carnivorous tonight,
Meat red with blood isn't a terrible sight,
Glazed baby carrots and other root veg,
Roasted with spuds, red onion and garlic,
Jamie and Gordon have twisted our minds,
No longer is there something easy to find,
Everything has to be a beautiful dish,
sprinkled with parsley and served with a twist.

Thursday, 19 June 2008



Monday, 16 June 2008

Ribbons the second

ribbons 2




Friday, 13 June 2008

cloudy day

made for the PSC challenge

Wednesday, 11 June 2008



Tuesday, 10 June 2008



Caity C


Liney, vectory thingy


not sure about the colours / blur thingy

Friday, 6 June 2008



Thursday, 5 June 2008

Gender Bender

This was for a competition on the Photoshop Advance forum to turn a man into a woman.

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Dino drawings

I'm happier with the 1st one, it looks cute. 

Stickman evolution

Just a doodle - but I liked it :D

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Tria Markers

A couple of weeks ago i received an E-mail from ImagineFX Magazine, i'd entered a competition a few months before and i'd been chosen as one of the winners.  The prize were these Tria Markers (worth £80 apparently)  anyway - this morning i got a knock at the door and the postman placed a larger package in my hands.  This is what it was....


....very cool!  now i just have to try them out - Gulp!