Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Pompey town

pompey wc copy

Clock bits


Sunday, 28 September 2008

Darcie Watercolour

darcie watercolour

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Don't go to Fratton Kebab House!!!!

Today - we decided to have fish and chips for tea, this was a good option as Claire had some plaice (Which i don't like)in the freezer for her and Darcie and chicken for Harvey. It was only my tea and the chips that were missing - this was the first mistake of the whole tea time tragedy. 

I set off on my merry way down to Fisherman's Wharf in Festing road with my list and £8 in my pocket.  Unfortunately the opening hours had changed to "Not open Sundays!"  - "Ahhh F*ck!" Quote I!   so I turned around and walked to the other chip shop that i know of - this unfortunately is at the other end of Fratton.  After a nice longish walk I get there to the sign of "Not open Sundays!"  Ahhh F*ckty F*ck F*Ck!  This unfortunately isn't the end of my sorry (all be it fairly short tail!)

I contacted the better half and discussed options with her, pizza was too expensive so was indian and Chinese - so i decide to go for the students / drunks favourite - Kebab!  now there are two around here Effes - which I've been to in the past and like - or the one that i was currently standing outside of - The Fratton Kebab House.  Kebabs - kebab right! 

So I order two large portions on chips and a Donor Kebab (salad but no sauce) , and I sit down and start to play with my phone (damn you pinball).  I get awoken from my  trance with the call of "£6.50 Boss!"  Being the trusting soul i am- I hand over the cash, take the (ripped) bag and slouch back to the flat. 

The pile of shite that i had now purchased now became apparent to me - the two larger portions of chips where no larger than half portions, the boxes were only the size of a burger box, plus they were half full, the kids were alright but we had only a handful each! but the kebab was the best bit - i poured the greasy disaster onto my plate to find a Raw, stale and in pieces pitta bread dumped in the bottom of the box (which was now on top of my food) Yummy!  after bitching for a bit i resign myself to eating it or being hungry and tuck in.After a few mouthfuls of dodgy tasting meat i find something in my mouth that i cant eat.  A nice large piece of plastic - yum yum yum!  Now i have to wonder - how much of my Kebab actually came out of the bin. 

This is why i implore you - dont go there!  not if you value your money or possibly your digestive track! 


The Pitta from hell


Saturday, 20 September 2008

Monday, 15 September 2008




Sunday, 14 September 2008

Trees and water




New Computer

Okay, so today i was given my parents old computer - yay!  its a lot better than my old one and should make work easier. Although its a couple of years old - it seems to run very well,  2.6ghz processor and over 700 MB's Ram.  i know that this would be put to shame by lots of new computers but to me its just the DB's :D   Although i have suddenly found my self listening to ever sound coming from it and worrying that by installing software I'm suddenly going to make it run like a toffee stuck to the bottom of  dead man's she :D 
I'll have a look at the RAM situation later - if i can i shall see how much i can upgrade (if at all) the RAM, it'd be very cool to join the 1 GB group :D 

In other news....

I have an Irish accent running through my head after watching a comedian on TV, this is with addition to the Benny Hill theme that i have been suffering with...! 

Saturday, 13 September 2008



Tuesday, 9 September 2008